Just a couple of funny quotes today!
Happy New Year!
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give
you look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' --Dave Barry
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway
through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner."--Lynda Montgomery
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a
desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun
with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy
